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Thank you for purchasing a copy of Digital Elvis! Touch the screen to interact, and feed him “likes” to encourage him to grow strong and eventually, battle others!

Uh oh. Seems you ran out of Energy. No more Digital Elvis for you, or his health will start to degenerate! Alternatively, purchase Pelvis Bones to speed up the timer.

ALERT It has been twelve days since you checked on Digital Elvis. Forgetting to feed him precious Likes will rapidly sap away his health.

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT Elvis Aaron Presley is no more, as your grave neglect has allowed his condition to weaken into decreptitude. His last minutes were spent in horrifying agony, though had you bothered to check up on the app, you could have sped it up as a sign of mercy. No matter. Purchased gems or no, Elvis is Dead.

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