Misc

Thank you for purchasing a copy of Digital Elvis! Touch the screen to interact, and feed him “likes” to encourage him to grow strong and eventually, battle others! Uh oh. Seems you ran out of Energy. No more Digital Elvis for you, or his health will start to degenerate! Alternatively, purchase Pelvis Bones to speed up the timer. ALERT It has been twelve days since you checked on Digital Elvis. Forgetting to feed him precious…

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Misc Silly Lists

How to be a REAL writer: 6 Tips You Can’t Live Without

You hear that? Pop. That’s the sound of me popping your cherry. Your WRITING cherry, that is! Come on now. You might have penned a couple of fantasy works, written a short story on the meaning of life, or written a cutesy poem or two. It doesn’t matter. Nothing you write matters unless you get that sweet, sweet revenue and do everything exactly the way I tell you. You can trust me, I published a…

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Misc Short Stories

The Bag

1966, Somewhere in Arizona The cloudless sky is disturbed by the emergence of a pristine Chrysler C-300, which hurtles into a nearby junkyard at breakneck speeds. Landing surprisingly unscathed apart from the sand on the rims, the door opens to reveal a mysterious figure. Black fringed jacket. Dark red turtleneck and jeans. Pointed dress shoes, the sunlight gleaming off the marble tips. It exits the vehicle, carrying with it a cherry red bowling bag, adorned…

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Misc Short Stories

An entry for the Sunless Skies Launch Contest

A whisper. Well, more of a fiery shout, considering the language it’s spoken in. “WELL THEN.” The Employer. Battered, yet unbroken. A spire torn off by sharp claws, hurtling through the void towards destinations unknown. You wonder what the future will think of its remains, though your thoughts are more fixed on the unfathomable cadaver drifting below. Could something like this even die? Its stillness suggests so. You tilt your vanes towards a bright noise,…

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